The best utensil I have ever used, by a fair margin. I am at the point where I toss one in my backpack before traveling. If only bringing your own cutlery to restaurants would not produce social ostracization.

• No misophonic noises when scraping dishes or clicking against teeth. Quiet when dropped.
• Ergonomic. Most cutlery handles are line segments which are highly uncomfortable to hold. The spork’s morphology potentiates a firm grasp.
• Master of all trades: no need for specialized spoons and forks.
• Can be microwaved and dishwashed.

There’s not many things I dislike about you, but this is one of them.

— Tal Globus